Something tumblr has taught me

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

(Source: what-am-i-fighting-for)

wow i havent had sex in forever like literally forever because im a virgin

(Source: rumour)

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calmgiant:

How to properly pronounce Bon Iver

shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life

(Source: fagoverboard)

-time:

sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg

(Source: thatsmoderatelyraven)

My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.

  • Me:

    What do you do when you like a boy?

  • Sister:

    You tell him.

  • Me:

    And if he doesn't like you?

  • Sister:

    You kill him.